A clever person might deduce, if they have ever seen me, that my nom de Web is a portmanteau of the characters Quasimodo and Uncle Fester. A clever person would be wrong. For reasons I’ve yet to appraise I love manifestos. I also adore wordplay. Finally, my given name is all too common. So common, in fact, that even adding my middle initial or using a familiar version of my first name – or both – does little to distinguish me from all of the others who share my “real” name. Quasifesto has an enigmatic playfulness to it that pleases me, and best of all, it’s always an available user name.